F.E. Confesses

I played Girl Talk last week with some of my friends.

 

 

And it was awesome! Check out the hilarious commercial they made for Girl Talk Date Line:

 
 

Sometimes writing is like driving across Kansas.

I watch America's Next Top Model.

I think it’s annoying that people think scooters are mopeds. THIS is a moped, people:
 

Photo by: Eren Emre Kanal

 

The first time someone asked me what I was writing, I laughed. (For shame, F.E.! It’s not that laughable.)

Sometimes my southern accent is embarrassing.

I freaked out when Robert Pattinson filmed part of "Water for Elephants" in my town last year, even though I pretended like I didn’t care.